Thursday, May 3, 2012

Zombie Repellent for May Monster Madness

As the May Monster Madness Blog Hop continues, I wanted to remind everyone that protecting yourself from one of my favorite monsters, the zombie,  is easy.   I have written about this before, but this is an important safety tip you can't remind people of too often. All you have to do is drink trappist ales.

I have always been deeply concerned about the possibility of a zombie apocalypse.  I have also wanted to prepare for this apocalypse.  However,  I am lazy and cheap and most options for preparation seem difficult and expensive.  Buying guns and ammo is expensive.  Fortifying your home is expensive and it just sounds like a lots of work.  Cardio is exhausting.

This is my answer to all zombie problems.   Buy or brew trappist ales.  Trappist beer is a wonderful thing. There are seven breweries in the world that carry the official Trappist seal, and every single beer they brew is a masterpiece. All of these beers are brewed by actual Trappist Monks in monasteries. They are my favorite beers and if I have to sacrifice something for zombie safety,  thank God it is drinking one of these every day.  My personal favorite is Chimay Blue Ale.  Be careful,  this is a high gravity beer with an alcohol content of 11.5% and it may get you tipsy a little quicker than your average beer, but it is a worthwhile sacrifice if that is what is required to save yourself from zombies.

5 comments:

Snake Eyes said...

Are you kidding me I spend like 200 bucks on a bug out bag and over a thousand hours developing my blog and website about survival when all i need to do is drink beer..........i think i'm going to cry :(

Jessica Penot said...

I've been running for years imagining myself having to outrun zombies,,,,, and all I had to do was sit on the couch and drink beer. I'll cry with you.

Nate said...

Mmmm...survival beer! I'll have to try some of that Trappist stuff. Feeling a bit zombie-ish, myself lately. :)

Courtney Mroch said...

Beer repels zombies???? I never knew! And a specific kind even. I am so glad I follow you so I could learn that cuz I suck at cardio and would be a goner for sure!

Little Gothic Horrors said...

"Cardio is exhausting."

Hahaha. Indeed it is! Drinking beer, on the other hand, is a sacrifice I'm willing to make in order to prepare for the zombie apocalypse!