I have always been deeply concerned about the possibility of a zombie apocalypse. I have also wanted to prepare for this apocalypse. However, I am lazy and cheap and most options for preparation seem difficult and expensive. Buying guns and ammo is expensive. Fortifying your home is expensive and it just sounds like a lots of work. Cardio is exhausting.
This is my answer to all zombie problems. Buy or brew trappist ales. Trappist beer is a wonderful thing. There are seven breweries in the world that carry the official Trappist seal, and every single beer they brew is a masterpiece. All of these beers are brewed by actual Trappist Monks in monasteries. They are my favorite beers and if I have to sacrifice something for zombie safety, thank God it is drinking one of these every day. My personal favorite is Chimay Blue Ale. Be careful, this is a high gravity beer with an alcohol content of 11.5% and it may get you tipsy a little quicker than your average beer, but it is a worthwhile sacrifice if that is what is required to save yourself from zombies.
5 comments:
Are you kidding me I spend like 200 bucks on a bug out bag and over a thousand hours developing my blog and website about survival when all i need to do is drink beer..........i think i'm going to cry :(
I've been running for years imagining myself having to outrun zombies,,,,, and all I had to do was sit on the couch and drink beer. I'll cry with you.
Mmmm...survival beer! I'll have to try some of that Trappist stuff. Feeling a bit zombie-ish, myself lately. :)
Beer repels zombies???? I never knew! And a specific kind even. I am so glad I follow you so I could learn that cuz I suck at cardio and would be a goner for sure!
"Cardio is exhausting."
Hahaha. Indeed it is! Drinking beer, on the other hand, is a sacrifice I'm willing to make in order to prepare for the zombie apocalypse!
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