Thursday, October 28, 2010
Plastic spiders flew through the air. Grinning, bloodied skulls were hurled at a witch that predicted their early death as she collapsed on top of her own coffin. I begged and pleaded with DHL. Please, can't you just bring the package early? Please, please, please? No. No. No. Halloween party starts at five and Halloween costumes arrive at 8pm. That would be an obvious problem. So I called the sitter and my husband and I went out to leaf through the sexy witch and giant boob costumes to find something. We found nothing. By the time I made it home, I was tired and irate. I sent http://www.cosplaysky.com/ an email filled with so much frustration and anger that I think I caught the ocean between myself and them on fire.
Of course, as soon as I had given up and climbed into my bed clutching my head, the costumes came. DHL had pulled strings for me. Somehow they had heard my desperation. They heard and had sent a special truck just for me. Shortly after, http://www.cosplaysky.com/ called to apologize for their late delivery and offered me special coupons to make amends, so it all worked out and I can go to be tonight and not worry about my party, because everything is going to be OK. I will not be forced to be a sexy cab driver for Halloween and the bounce tent will be set up on time. The haunted house will be scary and there will be enough beer and food. I know all this, because if today could end on a good note, any day can.